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You Cannot Rest Here

cacklefrendly:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

  • Mario Balotelli:

    *grew up without his birth parents, heckled by racist vitriol at every point in his life, regularly disowned by the only country he has ever known, criticised for 'the manner' in which he reacts to racist abuse, blamed for Italy's Euro '12 final loss, blamed for Italy's World Cup '14 loss, abused by fans who alternate racism with demands that he save their team, has his every move scrutinised including serious offences such as eating curry, discussed like an inhuman psycho with no self-control*

  • Everyone:

    God he's so DIFFICULT to deal with.

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